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Protect your garden from weevils and fascists with Grumpy Bernie Garden Gnome! He's thrilled to be here.
Why settle for elf on a shelf when you can have Bern in a fern?
Bernie stands (sits, actually) about 4 and a half inches tall. (6 3/4 inches total, including the stake)
Materials: Baltic Birch
Laser cut and engraved.
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